El Kabong

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  Do you miss the Kingdom Melodies?

  by Candlestick02 in

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  just curious.

  i went to the 3rd church that i've ever stepped foot into after leaving the borg 3 years ago.

  so, as i'm standing there (in the front row, i might add) for the musical worship portion of the service.. i felt like a big idiot.

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  Those lyrics and tunes have been forever.......kiss the son lest God be angry and you perish in the way.....burned into our memories. We cannot ....move ahead move ahead to maturity......forget them even if we want to. They will always pop up when we least .....from house to house, from door to door.....expect them to. Nothing will ever.......Around the earth with urgency God's Angel flies, with everlasting good news high amid the skies........get them out of our head.

  I think I need to go lay down ....we speak out in fearlessness.....for a while.
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  I love CURRY

  by Beans in

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  finally i have found a curry paste that i love!

  i love hot food and this curry paste makes any dish taste authentic.

  i made some for my mom and she said it tasted just like it was from a restaurant.

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  (In my best Homer voice).. Mmmmmmm Curry....(drools)

  Actually, I used to HATE curry. I could not stand the smell for some reason. I guess it was because we were once invited to an Indian family's house for dinner and it was just overpowering.

  But, lately, I've developed quite a taste for it. Now, curry is one of my favorite spices and I use it regularly.
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  Daniel 11:37

  by Yizuman in

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  daniel 11.

  37 neither shall he regard the god of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all..

  i'm leaving this up for interpretation.. this verse is speaking of the coming anti-christ and it gives a bit of some detail about his background....note it states that he will have no desire for women.. so what does that make the anti-christ be???.

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  Well, I suppose my deafness didn't understand the meaning of the word Geological. So I am assuming the word wrong?

  Perhaps you meant Geographical.

  What does your deafness have to do with it?
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  Daniel 11:37

  by Yizuman in

  1. watchtower
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  daniel 11.

  37 neither shall he regard the god of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all..

  i'm leaving this up for interpretation.. this verse is speaking of the coming anti-christ and it gives a bit of some detail about his background....note it states that he will have no desire for women.. so what does that make the anti-christ be???.

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  Wow!! And I thought the WTS was good at twisting scriptures around and taking things out of context to prove a point!!!

  So, when the Rapture occurs,

  Is that the same as when armageddon comes?
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  North-Eastern US Blackout

  by Lady Lee in

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  new york state .

  ontario .

  quebec .

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  All those poor people. I just hope it gets resolved quickly.

  New York and Detroit after dark with no power............
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  Are cats for true Christians?

  by tonyend in

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  is it my imagination or do some witnesses overthink things a bit too much?

  although this is most likely meant as a joke, it well illustrates jw thinking on a lot of matters.

  http://dbhome.dk/carlo/cat.htm

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  El Kabong

  That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. And I am unanimous in that!!

  
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  Can a Man Cheat on his Wife with Himself? AsK Prudence.....

  by teenyuck in

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  you want fluff, i deliver...... this was in today's newspaper...... the writer is ann landers daughter.

  she has her own column called dear prudence.

  dear pru,.

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  The poor man....just wants a little nooky and all he gets is the wife beating on the bathroom door

  Instead of beating on the door, maybe she should try beating something else.

  I mean, maybe she could give her husband a helping hand.
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  Sex??

  by StinkyPantz in

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  the forum is moving rather slowly so i figured i'd spice it up a little.

  so i'd like you to give any random thoughts you have pertaining to the topic

  here's my contribution: an intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.

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  El Kabong

  I always thought it was a jump to the left

  and then a step to the right.

  Put your hand on your hips

  and bring your knees in tight

  But it's the pelvic thrust

  that really drives you insaaaaane.

  Oh wait, that's the time warp.

  Never mind.

  I guess I just can't remember that Sex thing.

  oh well.
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  If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader

  by freein89 in

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  her name would be ella vader

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  El Kabong

  Bad, bad joke!!!! (did give me a chuckle though)
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  How to shower like a woman

  by Brandy in

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  how to shower like a woman

  1. take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

  2. walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

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  El Kabong

  Ain't it the truth!!!!!!!!